35mm Photo 1

All the stuff I’ve been to lazy to post in one

Video 2 production project where we had to recreate the lighting from a scene in a movie. We chose the movie “The Coca-Cola Kid”

Dark & Bubbly (Scene from “The Coca-Cola Kid”) from Tyler Hach on Vimeo.

Trailer i made for a friend

Final for Film 1

Video mash of videos from 9th grade

After Effects title i made for my Sketch Comedy troup

Awkward Wave Sketch

Messages from the Future Sketch

Aruba Photos

My family along with my friend Jeff went to aruba. I took a ton of pictures here are the links to the albums:

Album 1

Album 2

Album 3

Album 4

I suck at typography

I made this poster for my friend dan over the corse of a 2 hour plane ride. Tell me what you think.

Blossom, my hometown’s epitome of teenage “wannabe’s”

Blossom is a “festival” my hometown celebrates every year right at the beginning of summer. Usually sporting kids ages 12-17 all who think its super “cool” and a “chill” place to hang out for a weekend night. From blond haired “Bitches” in their North Face jackets and Ugg boots, to bro’s with their collared shirts, ripped jeans, backwards hats and flip flops, Blossom’s got it all. If you’re in High School, or even middle school, and you want to be the coolest kid in your grade, you’d better get your ass to blossom. Make sure to go under the influence of alcohol so you can show everyone there how drunk you are. Maybe you can even get some old guy to take advantage of you behind a porter potty. Then you can tell all your friends on Monday at school how hot he was, even though he was a 48-year-old beat up burlap sack that usually has to get his girls off craigslist.

Random conversations I overheard from some of the people that were there:

Convo 1:
Kid 1: Dude my lights are still on
Kid 2: That’s so gay, dude, go suck its dick.

Convo 2:
Kid 1: Why doesnt he understand?
Kid 2: He is such a loser, doesn’t he know he’s too much of a loser geeky faggot to hang out with us?

Convo 3:
(My Friend Ryan was wearing a Hoodie/Costume that looks like a sunflower)
Ryan (Jokingly): I’ll dance for you if you give me $5
13 year old girl: I’ll give you a dance for $5

I think what fuels my hatred the most is how I use to be like these people. I didn’t really think for my self until the end of 10th grade. I figure we all have this stage in our life, but for a lot of people they don’t ever get out of it. I guess I just can’t understand why people have no desire to have individuality. They are so content with doing everything everyone else wants them to do it makes me quite sick.

In was able to snap a couple of terrible pictures on my cell phone so that maybe you guys would be able to see even just a hint of what blossom is. I didn’t want anyone aware of what I was doing so I had to do it very nonchalant. The pictures i took do not convey nearly the caliber of what i was seeing, but i didn’t decide to take pictures until just before leaving.

All I got in this one the guys hat.

Blurry guys in their collared shirts. Tried to get a better picture

This picture, oh my god. So here’s the short version, the blurry girl on the right side of the frame use to date one of my good friends from home. After they broke up, she flipped out on him, we made fun of her, and now she hates all of us. (Pro Tip #234: If you are going off on someone, don’t try to use big words to make your self sound smart. Chances are, you will use them wrong and end up just sounding like a complete idiot) She needed a bit of a wake up call, but all in all if you do what we did to anyone, they are going to take it really really hard. I still don’t hate her, in fact of all the girl friends my friend has had, she was definitely the most entertaining to be around. W/e though, drama is stupid. Back to this picture.

This photo was meant to be of the people behind them but just as random as this picture she just happened to walk by right when i was taking it. I didn’t even notice i had taken a picture of her until walking back to my car i almost drooped my phone in shock. LOL was all i had to say. I’m such a creep.

Most of you are probably wondering why I went there if it pisses me off so much. Reason 1, is because my hatred for things entertains me, and yeah that’s weird, but that’s just how I am. Reason 2, the world needs to see this plague. Even though there are like 3 people who read my blog, all of which are too old to care (Hi Grandma, Mom, and Dad!)

Final Grades for this semester

Sculptural Forms: A- (i enjoyed this class, but I’m glad to have finished it. It was so messy)
Painting I: B (Not only did i hate this class, it was messy and i still don’t enjoy oil paints, My prof was alright though)
Elements of Visual Thinking II: B+ (My teacher is really hard to impress, i look forward to her challenges in my future video major days)
Drawing II: A (Probably my favorite professor all year, gonna miss this class a lot)
Critical Inquiry: B (interesting class, and interesting final paper)

This semester’s GPA: 3.4 Overall GPA: 3.46

Elements FINAL!

Elements Final:

I remade baltimore to how i wanted it to look.

Then cut it into 100 pieces to fit the project title

Then the class took the pieces they wanted

I ended up getting a B on my final and a B+ in the class. W/e that teacher is so hard to impress

Animation for Elements. Social cometary about how i feel about today’s pop culture.

Animation for Elements. Social cometary about how i feel about today’s pop culture.

Elements Project in the works

So here is the background i have created for the animation i am currently working on. The smoke will actually be moving in the final version.